Illum's Void (June 23, 2012)

WELL BABES, she did it. Becky really pulled it off. All that intensive training in Russia with the manliest and buffest of trainers, Nicolai Bangdatazz, really paid off. Becky doesn't FUCK around. Yesterday around 8am, Illum was spotted in the earth's atmosphere flying around majestically with his rugged and perfect hair blowing fabulously in the wind as he cruised the earth's skies hard. Buzz broke out all over the Twitter world as various people spotted Becky on her return flight from Russia in one of the most Ballin fighter jets you've ever seen. She was seen intercepting Illum's flight path, and it was reported that Illum boarded the ship in the most fashionable of ways and looked, "The most hardcore of down." The vortex closed the following morning around 4am and the earth's space-time continuum went back to normal. Before returning to his galaxy of endless sex and ecstasy, Illum made a comment via twitter to BeckyComm Media stating, "Becky, you have shown me that your world is capable of rocking out hard. Because of this, I have grown to have faith in other forms of humanity in this great infinite spectrum that is the universe... This respect, I cannot claim I had before. I am also down with the 'babes' of your universe. They are, how do you humans say....'super fucking hot.' Especially the beastie babes." When asked of his experience being welcomed into our galaxy by the great Becky Bukah, Illum rocked newspapers all over the world by dropping this quote, "I WILL return for her, and when I do, your world will shake like the explosion of planet Lohtu...." (All preceding text was translated by a crack team of language gurus who spent 2 full days deciphering his exquisite and extremely sexually alluring language.)

After all the hard work, others and I agree that the last party has been topped successfully. This one proved a bit testier as I am landscaping in Ancaster during the weeks and had to do all of the painting in my garage in Ancaster. Thanks to some spraypaint art youtube videos and some solid creativity, I was able to create a very realistic looking galaxy... I couldn't be happier with the outcome. I also had tons of fun with everyone doing the photoshoot of Illum for the 22x33 epic poster on the wall on the night that the radiohead concert was cancelled. He chilled on his throne hard and kept a keen eye on all those rocking out during the vortex's commandeering of our galaxy. His presence increased intergalactic groove exponentially. Thanks so much to all of you who came and rocked the fuck out with us, it was amazing. SHOUT OUTS to the beastie babes, Ziggy stardust and all the other rockstars that rocked their glow apparel throughout the night. MAD SPEKT goes out to steph for all the amazing food at the party. Many definately parked their fat asses next to the table at multiple times during the night and entered a sweet embrace with the food as it slammed into their face endlessly and uncontrollably. Steph is interested in eventually opening up her own catering company so if you guys liked watcha mowed, you can get in touch with her through her boyfriend's (super hardcore famous legendary guitarist from the band KING TUT) email brandonott1212@gmail.com. She was working with a pretty small budget this time around so I can only imagine the INTENSITY and chronity of what she could create with a bit mo flow. Thanks giiirrrrll. Thanks to John and Ty as well for helping out a bunch in terms of doing a bunch of setting up for me, picking things up from stores, and just being all around super helpful babes. You guys took a bunch of stress off by doing everything you did.

ANYWAYS, ENOUGH TALK, I'M QUITE AWARE OF OUR GENERATION'S CHINTZ ATTENTION SPANS. So here's the good stuff. First is the advertisement that I released a few weeks prior to the party in conjunction with all the of the mass texts I would send out to complete the story line of Becky's intense rendevous with the god of sex and ecstasy, Illum (pronounced: eye-luhm...born of the word "Illuminate" for those curious). The video was accompanied by simple instructions. "NOTE: MAXIMIZE SCREEN. CRANK VOLUME. CRANK BASS." Then, a walkthrough video of Illum's Void in all its glory pre-party. Then, a super short video from during the madness, and finally, a walkthrough video after the party with the sheets off the windows so you can see the artwork better (the room is a tiny bit destroyed but whatevs). Then, a couple pictures. For those who don't know, the hanging glass in the corner is my insignia which I'm sure most of you are familiar with as it has been at every party in some big way...Get to know it well and how to recognize it in its different abstract forms because in the future when I rent venues, there will be contests where whoever is able to spot the insignia will win something super cool. AND WOULDN'T THAT BE CHRON. Also, if anyone has any particularly chron pics they like from the party, please send them my way and I'll post them!

That's it for this one my dongles and donglettes. And here's some insider info on the next party... Look out for the "Becky's Big Adventure" Short in mid to late August... Expect the party around the beginning of to mid September. UNTIL NEXT TIME BABES. B-l

Where I spent roughly 3-4 weeks of my life: My garage in Ancaster
inhaling paint fumes.

My favourite wall...

Abstract pic with the lighting on the center piece.

The picture chosen from Illum's photo shoot
to be placed on the wall so he could gaze
over his universe as it shook.

The Beastie Babes repping HARD from left to right:
Dana, Kate and Kristen. Kate's bf in the back... (AMAZING)
someone hook me up if you know his name :)

Our most recent and beloved couch surfer, Tootsie, rockin out
hard while reppin' the Bloom shirt I made and threw out...
He grabbed it from the garbage and wore it to the party
and I wanted to rip it off him the whole time. So chron.

Party rockin...who's a pretty girl!!!

Ziggy Stardust himself greeting one of his millions of fans.