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Monday 1 October 2012

The End of an Era.



Wow... I'm still fucked up after what went down on planet Lohtu... I
my whole night lurking on Bernhab and Illum, dunno about all of you... 
After realizing that Becky was nowhere to be found, I started to scope 
the situation HARD and try and get the goods for all you Bukah fans out 
there. Then, it happened, I stumbled outside wasted with my video 
camera (maybs with my pants down) to find the one and only Bernhab 
Gwonswaro FACING OFF AGAINST THE GOD OF SEX AND 
ECSTACY HIMSELF in our alley way. It was soooo intense. 
Gwonswaro fired off a few shots with his machine gun at Illum, claiming 
that it would be over his dead body that he took his new found 
love....Becky. Bukah. (:0!!!) Illum raised his voice in absolute RAGE and 
demanded that Bernhab return his girl. Gwonswaro lost control and 
began to laugh maniacally, so over-inflated by his disgustingly large ego 
fueled endlessly by a quarter pound of coke and an army of die-hard 
Gwonswaro fans. Illum, infuriated by Gwonswaro's insulence and 
complete disregard for his demands, placed all his rage and power into 
one gigantic energy ball, lunged to the sky, and upon firing, let out the 
most ungodly of howls. The alleyway exploded into flames JUST before 
a totally badass Gwonswaro dodged behind the dumpster bin to 
majestically avoid the attack. Illum started firing energy explosions in 
every which direction as stunned teenage girl onlookers lost their shit 
from a close distance. Illum, in their own neighbourhood! Oh maeee 
GAWWWDD!! Alas, it was too late for Illum... for I witnessed Bernhab 
shuffle into the darkness, super trashed and not smooth at all... But 
because Illum had lost control, he was blind to the triumphant fumbles 
of the evil Bernhab.

     That very same night while you were all trashed and rocking out 
super hard to some local Lohtu resident's super kickass playlist, Illum 
broadcasted to the world. He used his boundless sexual aura to cast a 
spell over the entire world, forcing all of mankind into lustful furies of 
rough sex. This way, he found he could take control of all broadcasting 
systems in the world to make his demands known. And oh, how Illum 
needed the airwaves... he was... forming an army. He had waged all-out 
war on the evil Bernhab, and beckoned unto all Bukah fans to join him 
in his mission. Shortly after Illum abandoned his post at the CBC, 
anchor men and women of news crews all over the world came back to 
their senses and rushed back to their jobs, in hopes that they wouldn't 
be fired on the spot for their unexplainable antics... But, all were 
pleasantly surprised upon returning to find that all of their fellow crew 
members were in the same situation. This feeling of relief was quickly 
soured by the realization that Bukah fans were rioting JUST OUTSIDE 
THEIR DOORS, setting fire to buildings and wreaking havoc in the 
streets. Illum's demands had immediately set the world on fire. News 
crews rushed to the streets in an attempt to document but quickly found 
that Bukah fans were completely out of control. The streets were 
painted with lunatics scrambling to destroy anything remotely semblant 
of the Evil Bernhab. One Bukah fan was found screaming at a lamp post 
and calling it a "betch," before head butting it and ending up 
unconscious on DelsBoneBone Avenue. Another was found chasing an 
innocent man through the streets who happened to have a similar fro to 
Bernhab's, before getting wailed hard by a truck. Just hours after Illum's 
initial broadcast, he was found preaching to over 100 million Bukah fans 
just outside New York City... They were chanting "JONGLE, DRIFFEE, 
BUKEH" endlessly into the night, which translates roughly to "RETURN 
THINE BECKY." BUT THEN, THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED. 
Several explosions went off surrounding the assembly killing countless 
Bukah fans instantly. The crowd immediately went into frenzy and panic. 
The Evil Bernhab appeared on all 12 of the gigantic iMax screens 
surrounding the venue, laughing....laughing....laughing. His maniacal 
laughter echoed into the night, only to be muffled shortly after by the 
roaring of 25 fighter jets screaming by overhead, dropping hundreds of 
parachuters as they flashed through. It seemed... Gwonswaro had 
formed an army of his own.

     This, it seemed, was the end. Bernhab Gwonswaro versus 
motherfucking Illum the almighty. It was goin down. The evil Bernhab 
emerged from the darkness on stage and lunged suddenly and 
drunkenly at Illum. SHOCK AND AWE. Bernhab had managed to 
SHANK THE ALMIGHTY ILLUM. Illum, hardly shaken, lifted his head 
slowly from the blow, and looked Gwonswaro dead in the eyes... The 
P.A system suddenly erupted with vocal bass thunder only an infinitely 
powerful sex god could muster, "IF I GO DOWN, I'M TAKING YOU 
WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" And with that, Illum began to emit millions of colors 
from his body, and the space around him began to blur, stretch and tear 
crazily until it tore right open. He held the evil Bernhab tightly in his 
grasp as both their magnificent heads of hair blew fashionably and 
furiously in the wind. The crowd stood silent. A final massive explosion 
of color and gas detonated and annhilated all in its path... And with that, 
they were gone. Everyone, was gone. News companies all around the 
world desperately tried to squander an explanation for the mysterious 
disappearance of Illum, Bernhab and the armies they had formed for 
days afterwards... But the truth was, no one would ever know. The most 
common opinion was that Illum had used the last of his strength to drag 
the evil Bernhab into a parallel universe where they would continue their 
epic battle to the death in an attempt to prove each of their love for the 
great Becky Bukah... It just seemed to make the most sense from the 
evidence given by their dialogue in their exchanges that night. But this 
of course, is only speculation. But... In all the madness, we seemed to 
forget about a key element to these events. One can't help but wonder 
in this situation, where in the fucking world is Becky Bukah? Where did 
she disappear to? Was she ever even on planet Lohtu? Will she 
ever return? Is she ok? Sadly........ I don't think we'll ever know.



 LOTUS BOOM 
The End of an Era

Official Lotus Boom SupaPhat Insignia
Party people, we did it. The chronest of times were had and I couldn't have asked for anything more. The party was everything I wanted it to be, aside from the annoying fact that I think I blacked out from 12 on and ended up passing out on the couch shortly after 2...BUT, from what I've heard from many of you, you all had an amazing time and everything went well even after my body was declared dead on impact by couch. AND maybs a lot of you blacked out too from the sounds of it hahaha. As long as chu all had fun, jime happy. Thanks everyone for coming out to this last party and helping fuel my endless and obsessive need to rock out with my friends in excess. Lotus Boom was the last private Supaphat party and I'm glad you were all as stoked for it as i was. It makes it so much fun just knowing how excited some of you get for these parties. The plan from here is to eventually bring my parties to the mainstream and open them up to the public... But to be honest, I have many aspirations and this doesn't sit on the forefront. For the next while, I am going to concentrate the majority of my energy on my band KING TUT, which I expect without a doubt, to spend the rest of my life doing... Supaphat Enterprises may eventually live on and if it does, it won't be for awhile. It will, however, live on through little gatherings/parties we have at our place in the form of things like Play Night. So don't worry, I'll still put on fun things to look forward to with Zack, Hoogsie moomoo and Jangos. We'll still need to get let our inner chronbags out SOMEHOW!! Slash, might as well throw in here.... Play night 3 is looking to be november ;). Anyways, thanks again for coming out. I think this one was my favourite.

Below are some pictures from the party, a walkthrough video of the room, pics of the room, a few HILARIOUS vids from neema and evan that surfaced, a family photo and some funny pics from filming the "Becky's Big Adventure" advertisement. I myself failed to take any sick dancing videos which was my main mission at this party... I hid the video camera in the cupboard at one point and proceeded to drink away my memory of doing so. But thanks to some friends, the party has a few small videos to showcase its INTENSITY. As per usual, if any of you have ANY pics or ANY videos from the party, or just wanna tell me a funny story about your night or something, let me know!!!!


ROOM PICS


Wall 1
                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                   

Wall 4


 


One of 4 signs placed around the venue to mark the location.







VIDEOS











A FEW OF HALEY'S PICS

New Hands being their usual chronbag selves







Bernhab makes an appearance



WALKTHROUGH VIDEO




BECKY'S BIG ADVENTURE